downcrease

When you forget what the opposite of increase is, and you say "downcrease" like a dumbass

"My brain cell count has downcrease"
"What the fuck?!

downcrease by crazynutsack November 20, 2021

downpresser 

Members any authoritarian figure, including government people, police and corporate management - possibly in some cases only including those on the front lines of population control (police, the media, your boss, your spouse, your parents, teachers, security guards, parking attendants, etc.).
Anyone which tries to control your thoughts, deeds, how you choose to communicate or what you choose to communicate about.
Possibly coined by the swedish hiphop group "Loop Troop".

"Cuss the downpresser men from the top of my lungs, 'til they start making sense and be dropping their guns" - Big In Japan, Loop Troop.

The downpressers on the east side of town beat up a little kid the other day for drawing an anarchy symbol at a train station. Their getting off scot-free, of course. Meanwhile the news is talking about dogs stuck in wells and how great the budget is going to be.

downpresser by Zalfir December 18, 2005

downplease 

To please a woman slowly working your way down her body

Yesterday night I downpleased jessica

downplease by Bignicenonce June 30, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008