Douglaston

Douglaston is a small town in New York city, in Queens. It includes Douglaston Manor, a collection of 600 houses, one public Elementary School, a park, a "Yacht" Club, and a dock. Douglaston teenagers spend their time doing one of three things. Going to school which occupies their winter, but during the summer participating in sailing camp at the Douglaston dock sailing in Optis, Lasers, Blue Jays, or Pixels. If not that, they're at the Douglaston club playing tennis or practicing on the swim team. Every July, either on the 3rd and 4th or 4th and 5th, Douglaston holds the DMA (Douglaston Manor Association) games, which include swimming on the first day, with other children in your age group and track and field on the second day. Douglaston is a very rich, formal, expensive town where the kids act like perfect little angels but are really crackheads and freaks

Adult:Oh my goodness! you're so well mannered of course you're from Douglaston
Teen: thank you ma'am, and yes

once adult leaves teen goes to friends

Teen: yo biatchezz let's PARTY. watever the f we want we'll get it bitch.

by _dougggie... July 3, 2008

douglaston, queens

One of the nicest places in Queens. You are a train ride away from Manhattan & a few short steps from long island. Everyone that is Catholic went to St. Francis Prep or St. Marys--while the rest of the populaton attended Cardozo High School. unlike everyone else there, we're actually zoned to go thereYou hated taking the bus because the bus stop was miles away from your actual house. You've grown up with everyone from your neighborhood and can identify them by what street they live on. You've been to the Douglaston Memorial Day Parade or the St. Anastaia Carnival more then once. You know what the club is and know people that are members. When you finally grew up and didn't have to sneak hanging out at Bay Terrace, by the bay or drinking at one of your Manor friend's houses, you started haninging out at BK Sweeneys. You get insulted when people say you're from Little Neck and you can't figure out how if you're from queens its quicker to drive to any place on long island then some place in your borough. You went to PS98 and not PS221. You know that trademarks of your town are the BIG Toys 'r Us or the fact that the Manor is now "historical site". Everyone knows everybody and everyones business. Nooene ever heard of your town and but you're proud of it.

Douglaston Douglaston Douglaston Douglaston, Queens!!

by douglastonbaby January 5, 2006

Micheal Douglassing

Eating pussy so good you get cancer from overexposure

I had to stop Micheal Douglassing that chick because I had my second round of chemo in an hour

by Cslick June 4, 2013

Douglasing

To perform oral sex on a woman until you get cancer of the mouth/face

‘Where is Chris?’

‘He’s busy Douglasing’

by TheStreet June 10, 2018

Druglaston

Nickname for Douglaston, Queens.

- Where you from?
- Druglaston, born and raised.

by fjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfj32 May 2, 2011

Doublestoned

When you only take two hits of weed/THC oil/wax and get stoned

I just took two hits from the dab pen and now I’m doublestoned.

by yeahimcool2002 February 25, 2021

Douglasophy

Douglasophy (n.) /ˈdʌɡ.ləˌsɒ.fi/
The study or practice of whimsical, introspective wisdom attributed to individuals named Douglas, involving profound yet absurd reflections on mundane phenomena, like debating whether a hot dog qualifies as a sandwich or contemplating the cosmic role of rubber ducks in bathtubs.
(Philosophy) A mock-academic discipline that fuses existentialism with everyday comedy, founded by the fictional sage Douglas McThinker, positing that enlightenment arises from blending deep thought with light-hearted folly, such as using puns to unravel the mysteries of the universe.

Example: "In her latest book on douglasophy, the author explores how forgetting your keys can lead to a breakthrough in understanding quantum uncertainty, all while cracking wise about Schrödinger's cat's litter box habits."

by dou96nop December 13, 2025