doucheopolis

A place such as a party or get together where everyone in attendance is a douche.

Why did we come to this doucheopolis of a party?

by Osh Gosh Bogosh February 21, 2011

douchopolis

A large gathering of douchebags.

I went to that party at Seb's, but it was a total douchopolis.

by Sentient Cabbage July 14, 2003

doucheoplasty

The no so common practice of body modification by having foreign bodies of stainless steel implanted under the skin, commonly in the shape of a ring, a plate, or a star. Surgical implantation of magnets, spikes, and common household objects are also categorized this way.

Me: Crazy Johnny is in the hospital with staph infection after attempting to implant a Nintendo controller into his left arm!
You: Yeah - if you're going to go for the doucheoplasty, at least go to a professional.

by Ninja Turtle November 7, 2007