douchebag flotilla 

A fleet of canoes piloted by drunk, tattooed, shirtless, sunburned and partying douchebags (or douche bags) that floats slowly downriver with the current. Often contains pontoons constructed of 2 or more canoes and a platform placed atop the canoes on which the douches can drink, dance, grill, fire squirt guns, simulate sexual acts, play with dogs and/or heckle others who are trying to enjoy a natural body of water.

The Saco River in New Hampshire and Maine was choking on douchebag flotillas last weekend!

douchebag flotilla by zornimal December 15, 2008