douche water 

The brown water based liquid that drips/leaks out of an anus after it has been cleaned using a douche.

'hamilton! dude have you pissed yourself?'

'no its douche water!'

'ah, that explains the smell.'

douche water by james abu hanzah December 17, 2008

douche water 

(N.) The dirty water that is ejected after injecting a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, into the vagina.

Also a person who in a room full of douche bags stands out as being the king of them all.

Person A: That Dave guy is such a douche bag, i just want to punch him in the face.
Person B: Na man he's definately way worse than that, he's absolute douche water.

douche water by LB February 8, 2005

Douche Water 

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.

You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.

Douche Water by veggiegator August 1, 2013

Douchewater 

Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.

"Did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater...he downed it like a pro"

Douchewater by austen p August 20, 2006

doucheeater 

a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.

you are being a doucheeater right now!

doucheeater by bearjewib July 14, 2010