douche water

The brown water based liquid that drips/leaks out of an anus after it has been cleaned using a douche.

'hamilton! dude have you pissed yourself?'

'no its douche water!'

'ah, that explains the smell.'

by james abu hanzah December 7, 2008

douche water

(N.) The dirty water that is ejected after injecting a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, into the vagina.

Also a person who in a room full of douche bags stands out as being the king of them all.

Person A: That Dave guy is such a douche bag, i just want to punch him in the face.
Person B: Na man he's definately way worse than that, he's absolute douche water.

by LB February 9, 2005

Douche Water

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.

You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.

by veggiegator July 5, 2013