douche muffin 

a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.

That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin

douche muffin by homer d. poe December 6, 2007

Douche Muffin 

a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.

A smaller version of a douche bag

Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.

Douche Muffin by Geekslady March 1, 2011

Douche Muffin 

1. A rendering of the commonly used slang word, Douche Bag, mostly used without the intent of insulting, but more along the lines of a comical purpose. However, it can be effectively used as an insult.

2. A baked muffin containing vaginal fluids.

1. After spilling the orange juice concentrate all over his new pants, Borus' friend Hogarth comicly called him a "Douche Muffin."

2. The "Douche Muffin" is often considered offensive to women's rights activists, due to it's main ingredient.

Douche Muffin by Adam Carey August 23, 2006

douche muffin 

when a girl cleans there vagina with a muffin

"Becky, i use my douche muffin a lot because of my yeast infection."

douche muffin by bencarper December 3, 2007

douche muffin 

a boy that has the smart level of a muffin, and acts like a douche 24/7. reffers to just about every guy in america,brazil and canada.

"omgz, that guy over there is such a douche muffin." *sigh

douche muffin by Lauren LaRock October 16, 2008

Douche Muffin 

Douche muffin is a term for a white Dumb shity ass mother fuckers named ShaneStur

Douche Muffin, His movies are Realy Fucked up the pussy hole.

Douche Muffin by Clitterdick347467846846 January 30, 2010

Snazzy Douche Muffin 

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

Snazzy Douche Muffin by Leyulf September 30, 2013