douche

a person who is a complete asshole or just strikes you a ass wipe.
a douche is usually friends with other douches or has no friends.

#1 "did you see that guy?"
"yeah he looked like a douche"
#2 "do you know Johnathan?"
"yeah he is the biggest douche ever!"

by widespread March 18, 2009

douche

Person who eats pretzel goldfish instead of buying less expensive real pretzels.

John is such a douche for eating goldfish pretzels.

by acub1one September 09, 2010

douche

A guy who gets a girl and dosen't deserve her.

"look at that douche, he cheats on her"

by Chris March 28, 2005

douche

A guy that tells a girl whatever she wants to hear.

James: "I think all men and women are equal"

Kelly: "Awww, you do!?!"

Melanie: "Jared shut up and stop being a douche!"

by Mel326 June 17, 2008

douche

the guy that walks up to you kicks you in the dick then proceeds to share his accomplishment with everyone within a miles radius while they laugh at your expense

thanks to that douche it stings when i pee

by fucktheheatilovetheconcrete April 15, 2009

douche

The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.

To put it in perspective:

In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.

In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!

by pappy July 24, 2004

douche

(n) 1. The French and Russian word for shower 2. A vaginal cleansing utility 3. (slang) An offensive word describing (v) 1. To clean the vagina

(n.) 1. "Ya shas paydu k~" ("I will go to the shower soon" on Russian) 2. "Can you please hand me the ~ so I may clean my vagina?" 3. "You, my friend, are a ~." (v.) 1. "Leave me alone and let me ~ myself!"

by Danny Kaplun December 18, 2004