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Double Parked

New Zealand term for the state of a person who has opened another beer before finishing their first, resulting in them holding two bottles.
Hah look at Nick! He's double parked.
Double Parked by Stcst June 9, 2018

Double Parked

To double up on beverages, usually alcoholic. When one is double parked, the subject will have both drinks in front of them, and will either alternate between them or store one for later. This tactic is often used to minimize trips to the bar. Not to be confused with double fisting, which is entirely misleading.
"Nas was double parked the other night at the Rose Hotel".

double parked

A woman taking 2 dicks at the same time, doggy style
Did you see that slut get double parked in that porno?
double parked by ub3rst4r August 4, 2014

Double Parked

When you take a crap on top of someone else's unflushed dump.
"I had to go really bad, but the shitter was plugged with someone's turd. So I just double parked it."
Double Parked by Back Alley Creeper. December 10, 2024
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026