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double parked

When a round of drinks is bought by someone, and your still goin on your last drink.
Dave was only half way through his beer when John came back from the bar with the next round, leaving Dave double parked.
double parked by Adrian A. May 15, 2007
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Double Parked

New Zealand term for the state of a person who has opened another beer before finishing their first, resulting in them holding two bottles.
Hah look at Nick! He's double parked.
Double Parked by Stcst June 9, 2018

Double Parked

To double up on beverages, usually alcoholic. When one is double parked, the subject will have both drinks in front of them, and will either alternate between them or store one for later. This tactic is often used to minimize trips to the bar. Not to be confused with double fisting, which is entirely misleading.
"Nas was double parked the other night at the Rose Hotel".

double parked

A woman taking 2 dicks at the same time, doggy style
Did you see that slut get double parked in that porno?
double parked by ub3rst4r August 4, 2014

Double Parked

When you take a crap on top of someone else's unflushed dump.
"I had to go really bad, but the shitter was plugged with someone's turd. So I just double parked it."
Double Parked by Back Alley Creeper. December 10, 2024
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