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double dream hands 

The exact date of the discovery of double dream hands is unknown but it is believed to have been initially observed late in the first decade of the second millennium. Whether double dream hands have always existed or were only recently developed by man is unknown; however, it has been ascertained that world-renowned choreographer John Jacobson was the first (And so far only) person to master the maneuver.

Double dream hands is a dance move whose power is equivalent to 3.2 Kamehameha waves. Scanners typically read John Jacobson's power level as well over 9000. While the move may appear to be rather straightforward, this deception is all a part of the double dream hands's true power. It is recommended that one attain at least a 3rd-degree black belt in Choreography before attempting the maneuver as there have been cases of less well-trained dancers being killed by its might. An alternative is to attempt the single dream hand, however the force of this move pales in comparison to its doubled relative.
"Shoulder! Chin! Shoulder shoulder shoulder! Double dream hands!" - John Jacobson
double dream hands by Planet Rock December 17, 2010

double wet dream 

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream
Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!
double wet dream by Beer Buddha December 26, 2015

Double Dreaming 

When you're sleeping, and in your dream, you go to sleep and have yet ANOTHER dream!
Ross: Holy shit, I had the craziest fucking dream last night.
Emily: What happened?
Ross: In my dream, I went to sleep and had another dream inside of that one!
Emily: You must have been double dreaming!
Double Dreaming by Space Wrangler December 2, 2010

double dreamin 

When a person achieves two American Dreams within the same year.
CEO and founder of AmericaNative Nathan Rangel has been Double Dreamin this month.
If Trump becomes President hes definately been Double Dreamin.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026