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double peanut butter and jelly sandwich

A good ass sandwich that has three pieces of bread with two layers of peanut butter and jelly. Sometimes known to give you deja fat.
Man I ate this good ass sandwich yesterday man.
What the fuck are you talking about.
Double peanut butter and jelly sandwich motha fucka, that shits the shit.

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.
We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

reverse sided double peanut butter 

Some wierd shit Isaac says
If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.

double-decker peanut butter t-rex 

A rare creature that is created when someone is doing missionary, ties the upper arms of the woman to her sides, fills her mouth with half a jar of peanut butter, and makes passionate love to her until she moans.
Guy 1: Hey man how's the relationship going?
Guy 2: Pretty great, last night we became the mythical double-decker peanut butter t-rex

double buttered toast 

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!
I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!

double butterfucked 

Reference of status to describe something or someone having the condition of being severely flawed or damaged. The term has its origins in the Pacific Northwest.
This computer is double butterfucked
double butterfucked by Scott W November 16, 2005