double horn 

The act of whilst shitting, jacking off your turd sending it in and out, meanwhile Jacking off with the other hand, usually done in office job restrooms

Dude I got paid $75 bucks last Sunday for a double horn, overtime rules!!!!!

double horn by tsktuskmulusk May 25, 2015

double head long horn 

When you get get head from 2 different girls while watching long horns fuck on the prairie

McCalla says to Tooley “Dude how was your double head long horn last night?”

double head long horn by BigDawg45973469 February 27, 2019

Double horny tattoo 

A double horny tattoo is a tattoo that makes a chick look like a slag. It might be the tattoo itself or the strategic placement of the tattoo that makes it double horny. There have been rare sightings of triple horny tattoos.

Angelina Jolie's tattoo across her lower stomach is a classic example of a double horny tattoo.

Double horny tattoo by beefbacon2129 March 25, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008