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A person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.
Omg they both have bowl cuts and are 6 feet tall. TOTAL doppelbangers.
by flaxypoo April 17, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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when you want to bang people who look like they could be your twin.
friend 1: "that girl over there is a TOTAL BABE."
friend 2: "um, she's looks exactly like you."
friend 1: "what's wrong with that?"
friend 2: "it just means that you're a total doppelbanger, that's all."
by grace jones January 30, 2010
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Your celebrity doppelganger that people would rather bang.
I was totally throwing myself at him, but he went to masturbate to pictures of my doppelbanger.
by Chanisson Halberitzky February 04, 2010
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A person working in the adult entertainment industry who looks eerily similar to someone else.
The Kim Kardashian of 2005 is barely a doppelbanger of Kim Kardashian of 2010.
by CammieB December 12, 2010
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A simple solution to a complex dating dilemma: Joe asks Cindy out on a date. Cindy agrees on the condition that Joe will find a date for her mentally retarded cousin Patti. Joe hasn't gotten pussy in 972 days, so he lies to his good friend Bob and says that Patti is a super hot nympho with no gag reflex. Bob is elated until the date, at which time he discovers that Patti is not as advertised. Bob has standards and will not lay pipe in Patti's retarded twat, but he is a good friend and knows that Joe has not seen pussy for 972 days so he does what any good friend would do... Bob calls in his doppelbänger - who takes one for the team - allowing his good friend Joe to FINALLY see a patch of snatch, Cindy is overjoyed that her horny, helmeted cousin finally got some trouser snake, and everyone goes home happy!
Tommy: I heard you banged out Yeasty Yolanda at the party last night!
Bob: Ohhh HELL NO! I had to call in my doppelbänger to do the dirty deed.
by Jumpingrat October 29, 2019
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someone who has two penises, and one of them is evil.
"That guy is such a doppelbanger. He was doing me and slipped the evil dick up my butthole."

"But I liked it."
by Rick and Jesse March 16, 2007
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