1. A large hunk of excrement so thick and hard that it cannot be passed through the anus during defecation. It usually takes on the size of a small baseball or a child's fist.
2. A server case of fecal impaction usually found in illegal drug users who do crack cocaine and crystal meth.
During second episode of "Being Bobby Brown", Whitney and Bobby are talking about colon cleansing, when Bobby says to her, "I've seen worse," he says. "I've had to dig a dookie bubble out of your butt."
Bobby even admits that once when "her turd was too big" for her to excrete, he had to pull it out with his fingers.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)