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"Paul, your doober is a small and worthless piece of shit."

by Tyler & Kyle October 12, 2003

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n. A very adorable person. Someone who is "cute as a button" A term of endearment.

That toddler eating that lollipop is such a doober!

by Mbarz March 5, 2012

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A more politically correct term for the phrase douche bag. Nearly the same in meaning, the term doober can refer to someone that is a douche bag, but that you feel more inclined to be nicer to. For example, someone you see on a regular basis - like a neighbor - that you wouldn't want to be on awful terms with, and is a bit goofy, but in a bad way.

The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.

Sarah: "Man that kid that just left the party was a fucking asshole weirdo creep."

Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."

by Woobers June 5, 2010

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Someone who gives anal sex to a man or woman and then eats the fecal matter off his penis.

Guy: Lets do anal.
Girl: okay!!
Guy: (inside head "YESSSSS")
*after sex*
Girl: That was awesome
Guy: *Eating penis poop*
Girl: What the hell are you doing?!?!
Guy: Doobing
Girl: awe you silly doober

by THA BEST DOOBA January 27, 2014

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