Donkey Knog

To dong on someone, something, or some retarded sports team.

"Dude, that kid totally got donkey knoged!"

Donkey Knog by YEP It's totally fucking gay October 21, 2010

Post-DonkeyKong 

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.

Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.

Post-DonkeyKong by Danvk September 21, 2011

donkeykong 

1) a belligerent imbecile that lacks rational thinking on a regular basis and cannot accomplish simple tasks.
2) an individual that excels at constantly making bad decisions and tries to make everyone believe they're right.

I can't believe we all got dragged to that wack club last night... which Donkeykong's idea was that?!

donkeykong by Cenzo911 November 6, 2011

Serger-donkeyknobber

A skinny, ugly, hairy man (usually named nick) that loves having sex with unattractive men

Nick is such a serger-donkeyknobber....hes so gross and loves ugly dudes.

Serger-donkeyknobber by Manglitter April 19, 2018

Dollar store donkeykong 

A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong

Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong

fuck you then

Dollar store donkeykong by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022