a fun phrase used when a friend is sneezing/coughing up a storm or is just in a general state of mild sickness.
although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"
although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"
Friend A: *sneezes 10 times in a row*
Friend B: "Don't die."
Friend A: "I'll do my best."
Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."
Friend B: "Don't die."
Friend A: "I'll do my best."
Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."
by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010
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Get the don't die mug.Emo kid 1: I want to fucking die
Emo kid 2: But it's Don't die December dude, wait until January
Emo kid 1: What the hell is that
Emo kids 2: it's kinda like No Nut November, we can't do something during that month
Emo kid 1: So Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids?
Emo kid 2: Yeah
Emo kid 1: Looks like I'm about to fail on the first day
Emo kid 2: But it's Don't die December dude, wait until January
Emo kid 1: What the hell is that
Emo kids 2: it's kinda like No Nut November, we can't do something during that month
Emo kid 1: So Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids?
Emo kid 2: Yeah
Emo kid 1: Looks like I'm about to fail on the first day
by DingDong1000 November 9, 2019
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John: you mean destroy dick December?
Jeff: no I mean don’t die December where you dont die. Or try it
John: *fucking dies and looses*
John: you mean destroy dick December?
Jeff: no I mean don’t die December where you dont die. Or try it
John: *fucking dies and looses*
by I have 10 Bobux December 11, 2020
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Person 2: Hell yeah man, I'm boutta' log on.
Person 2: Hell yeah man, I'm boutta' log on.
by Harvek December 1, 2020
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No deaths are allowed on Don't Die December
No deaths are allowed on Don't Die December
by Kenma Kozume November 3, 2020
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No killing, no illness, no suicide, NO DEATH
No killing, no illness, no suicide, NO DEATH
Person 1: I would really like to kill someone
Person 2: You can't kill anyone this month, it's Don't Die December
Person 1: I wanna die
Person 2: Don't you remember that it's Don't Die December, you're not allowed to die this month
Person 2: You can't kill anyone this month, it's Don't Die December
Person 1: I wanna die
Person 2: Don't you remember that it's Don't Die December, you're not allowed to die this month
by Kenma Kozume November 3, 2020
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