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dolphin safe 

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only hunts tuna."
dolphin safe by confusinomiton September 22, 2008

dolphin safe 

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only fishes for tuna."
dolphin safe by confusinomiton October 4, 2006

dolphin safe 

a pair of fishnet tights worn by an obese person and stretched to capacity. the implication being that nothing(not even a dolphin) could be caught in a fishnet so stretched.
Did you see that girl in the fishnet tights?
Yeah. That girl was pretty fat, those nets look pretty dolphin safe.
dolphin safe by rutz April 24, 2008