dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She's only after tuna."

by confusinomitron October 04, 2006

dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only hunts tuna."

by confusinomiton October 02, 2006

dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only fishes for tuna."

by confusinomiton October 04, 2006

dolphin safe

a pair of fishnet tights worn by an obese person and stretched to capacity. the implication being that nothing(not even a dolphin) could be caught in a fishnet so stretched.

Did you see that girl in the fishnet tights?
Yeah. That girl was pretty fat, those nets look pretty dolphin safe.

by rutz April 24, 2008