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Dole Dippers 

High class snacks only ever consumed by upper class simians. Commonly requested by the phrase, "I'm in the food for a dip."
Try new milk chocolate banana Dole Dippers .

Dole Dippers 

dole dippers are bananas dipped in chocolate and are enjoyed in a variety of flavours. at first after hearing "Banana" you may respond with "What are we, baboons?" but they are very enjoyable snacks, especially for high class apes such as dutention ewitsjoe and statedoctopus. follow them on Twitter. dippers of dole are rated 10/10
"I'm craving a treat"
"Banana?"
"Darling what are we, baboons?"
"Your dole dippers madam"
"Ooo!"
*Advertisement*
"Superb! But what's cacao"
"Darling, diamonds have carats, chocolate has cacao"
*Both laugh*

Dole Dipper 

A banana, frozen in a condom that is entered into the anal cavity. The product is a shit-covered freezer burnt mess.
TImmy: Hey dad, can I get some icecream?
Dad: Sorry son, we ran out yesterday.
Timmy: What! I just saw Mom eating one.
Dad: Oh, no no no. Son, that was a Dole Dipper.
Dole Dipper by xXwienerWackerXx October 15, 2018

Dole Dipper 

Dole Dipper by DOLE DIPPER MAN April 21, 2018
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