doing a david

pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18

Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."

by GFBG May 18, 2010

Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

by Grant Hansen June 07, 2018

Doing a David

When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat

"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?

by MrDiddles June 22, 2021

Do a David

Posing yourself like a sculpture in museum

John do a David, I will post in on my insta.

by ievapo November 27, 2019

To do a David

To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.

What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.

by Lionking69 June 01, 2017

Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game

David is doing a David every Tuesday...

by TNF Definitions April 15, 2024

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 01, 2023