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doing a david

pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18
Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."
by GFBG May 18, 2010
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Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight
“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”
by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
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Doing a David

When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat
"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?
by MrDiddles June 22, 2021
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When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023
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When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023
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Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game
David is doing a David every Tuesday...
by TNF Definitions April 15, 2024
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doing a davies

Using only a day of annual leave to make a long weekend after an on-call 24hr shift.
Working a 24 hour shift on-call on a Wednesday (which results in having Thursday off as a rest day) and booking the Friday off as annual leave for a long weekend. If you were the person working the on-call shift, you would say that you are 'doing a davies' to imply that you are taking Friday off also.
by Welsh Anon May 31, 2007
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