A stylized human fetus placed in the center of a doilie. Typically seen in fundamentalist Christian households.
"Hey man you all set for the abortion clinic protest tomorrow"
"Oh yeah bro, my mom knitted me a great fetus doilie"
"Oh yeah bro, my mom knitted me a great fetus doilie"
by Nuggleteer January 14, 2010
by Telephony July 22, 2019
A gay man who keeps his home like an old lady would, which would surprise you had you not seen their home before based on how they carry themselves in the outside world.
The home would most likely be filled with gorgeous and well-kept antiques, little ceramic figurines and other fancy (but lame) knick-knacks, and DOILIES on everything. This home is often shared with an annoying, tiny, yippy dog that no one loves but the owner.
These Doily Queens often surprise those who have only met or seen them in the outside world. They often go to leather or biker bars, have unkempt facial hair, and possibly have sex in these seedy bars.
These Doily Queens often surprise those who have only met or seen them in the outside world. They often go to leather or biker bars, have unkempt facial hair, and possibly have sex in these seedy bars.
by CadeRageous January 10, 2009
When your having a cheeky wank at your grandparent's house and you need something to catch the load so you grab a designated doily to do the dirty work.
by CyberSlooooooth July 18, 2015
by NICKshifter April 2, 2009
Dude, if you use the shitter at Cost Cutter, you'd better use the toilie doilie - that place is nasty.
by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008
To be like the doily in essence, culture and manner. This adjective also describes the person in question's physical attributes.
by Said Person August 25, 2007