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dog toffee

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.
'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'
by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004
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Dog Toffee

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.
Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?
by Yak December 12, 2003
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