Betty bent over the chair and took it dogshot
Billie lent over the counter and a bloke took her dog shot
Billie lent over the counter and a bloke took her dog shot
by DuMpED_VN April 13, 2004
by Fighterlozzy January 03, 2018
When the ATF comes to your house because you bought "fuel filters" from China and they shoot your dog by "mistake"...
ATF Agent: We see hear you bought a Fuel Filter that looks like a Silencer from China.
You: What? No I needed a new Filter for my pick up truck.
ATF: Sir, stop lying, we know you watch both Firearm and Car videos on YouTube. You are on our list.
You: Am I being Detained?
ATF: .....
You: I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer.
ATF: .......
(You Dog walks out of the kitchen)
ATF: He's got a gun!
(Pew Pew Pew)
You: FUCK YOU SHOT MY DOG! YOU BASTARDS...
ATF: Your Dog Shot First. Here's your warning, DON'T Buy any more Fuel Filters from China.
You: What? No I needed a new Filter for my pick up truck.
ATF: Sir, stop lying, we know you watch both Firearm and Car videos on YouTube. You are on our list.
You: Am I being Detained?
ATF: .....
You: I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer.
ATF: .......
(You Dog walks out of the kitchen)
ATF: He's got a gun!
(Pew Pew Pew)
You: FUCK YOU SHOT MY DOG! YOU BASTARDS...
ATF: Your Dog Shot First. Here's your warning, DON'T Buy any more Fuel Filters from China.
by SrcMaker January 04, 2021
Person 1: *hits person 2 in back of head, Dog shot* I like ya cut g
Person 2: This is why you don’t have any friends
Person 2: This is why you don’t have any friends
by yayyyyy me! March 25, 2021
When a dog deffecates with such force that the poop splats to the ground and thus is impossible to pick up
by You can't Handel the truth February 01, 2021