dog dinner

A Dog Dinner is a dinner party where a group of men assemble and bring the ugliest dates they can muster.

The one who brings the ugliest date receives a prize.

A very mean trick often played by Frat Boys and Financial Industry scumbags.
"Hey Joe you coming to the dog dinner this thursday?" asked Todd.

"Am I ever.. I've got a date this year that looks like Chris Farley with a wig on" Said Brad.
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Dog's dinner is describing you as looking bad but in reality you are being called bacon and sausage so it's a compliment
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Dogs dinner

Used to describe someone that looks like they have fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Normally used on someone you see that you think is ugly and say oh my god she looks like dogs dinner.
Hey, John have you seen Trevors new girlfriend? Yeah, she looks like dogs dinner.
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The European Union has made a dog's dinner of its economic policy.
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British expression:
1) a mess; a clusterfuck; synonymous with dog's breakfast
2) dressed up, usually excessively; gussied up. Usually derogatory.
1) The wedding, despite months of preparations, disintegrated into a dog's dinner.

2) The cook asked the skullery maid, "Where are you going, dressed up like a dog's dinner?"
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Slang word for dinner ladies who come round the forms inspecting.
Put the straighteners away, the dinner dogs are coming!
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A dog that will provide just enough meat to comfortably serve one.

Examples are chihuahuas, the 'toy' group, and most terriers.
Look, it's a dinner dog!
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