Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"
by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 18, 2021
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1. "I'm glad that I'm cut. Dog dick looks fuckin nasty."

2. "Haha, look at that dog. He's got a dog dick."
"No shit Sherlock...."
by What the shit? October 3, 2008
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When you have to take a shit so bad that the tip of the terd slowly makes it's way out of your anus and quickly goes back inside. (The same way a dog's penis moves when it becomes erect).
Damn yo, I hada take a shit so bad I had a bad case of dog dick.
by miggelzworth October 21, 2010
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When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.
by stewie__08 June 1, 2020
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Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.
Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."
by mhansen October 19, 2017
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A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.
This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.
by Karl Brutenowsky October 16, 2006
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1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.
'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'
by black_dog March 23, 2007
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