Floyd Dodoo

To do a Floyd Dodoo, to ignore the intelligent advice of professionals and in the face of common sense still proceed down a belligerent route which will invariably end in a poor outcome.

You would do to wear a crash helmet on thar motorbike Dave? Nah I’m doing a floyd dodoo, it will ruin my fade

by Big TLR July 27, 2021

Cock a doodle doodoo

Anal sex with an unclean partner.

Wonda Wonderpig began better hygiene when people started calling her cock a doodle doodoo.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

doodoo fart

when a fart is very doodoo ish, superior doo doo

“what is that smell?” “oh i just made a doodoo fart,sorry”

by doo doo fart lol March 20, 2020

doodoo shirt in grey pants

The worst type of player on NBA 2K usually has no badges, no Iq, and a trash record.

Damn bro that nigga manny a doodoo shirt in grey pants

by Ridgeway11 October 30, 2018

DooDoo Garbage

YouTuber turned TikTok rapper DDG's new name

DooDoo Garbage, your time has come.

by 💩💩🗑️ June 27, 2023

DooDoo Feces

Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.

Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."

Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."

by StrangerInDanger May 14, 2018

dodo’s conundrum

When you have the means to do something but still can’t do it. A dodo bird has wings but could not fly. Some would also describe this as not understanding why you can’t achieve a particular goal.

Giuseppe: I have done all the homework and been listening in class and gone to tutoring but i still can’t seem to pass the class
Amy: Wow it sounds like you’re facing the dodo’s conundrum

by brosifer November 14, 2019