Dobbies 

garden centre where middle class halfwits come and ask for everything they buy to be wrapped in tissue paper.

"Hello, I work at Dobbies and I'm suicidal"

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"Can i take the next customer at this checkout please"
"Hi, you don't mind wrapping this mug, compost bag, barbecue and towel up in tissue paper do you? It's just I've got a long journey back home and I don't want them to break"
"Get bent, bitch."

Dobbies by Bobogez June 3, 2007

dobbies up

Sticking the middle finger, 'fuck you!'

Gotta throw them dobbies up! To all those muth'fuka's that be sippin' on that haterade! Yeehh buddah(;

dobbies up by juicyfag May 23, 2011

Dobbins

A magical blue colored rabbit that can talk. Like a Super hero! Dobbins is a legend of a time traveling bunny. He was previously owned by Alexander Dobbins, one of the founders of the town of Gettysburg Pennsylvania. Dobbins was named rightly so after his beloved master. Dobbins was believed to have crawled into rabbit hole as he was frightened by the sounds of cannon fire at the Battle of Gettysburg on July 1,2,3 1863 and he never seemed to return home after the battle. In recent times, People has seen him in places as obscure as Wal-Mart. Hence the legend of the time traveling Bunny lives...even though he would be like 150 years old, or something.... Some have even witnessed him speak. They say he has a British accent. Some have seen him river dance! His attitude can be snappy and rotten at times, but mostly he's sweet.

Dobbins how old are you? Ummmm I'm like 150 years old or something.

Dobbins by RShackelford May 26, 2020

Fair doobies 

Meaning " Alright then"

" I just dumped my girfriend"
" DUDE!"
" But she was a bitch"
" Oh, fair doobies"

Fair doobies by stripez March 30, 2010

out of the doobies 

a phrase that means the person in question is in trouble. Like being kicked out of the Doobie Brothers

Ted spilled mayonaise everywhere, he is so out of the doobies

out of the doobies by Sorbittle January 12, 2009

Dobbleschnanker 

A large and foul smelling shit, placed next to a person as they sleep so that the smell wakes them up.

Jimmy: what the fuck, that smells like a Dobbleschnanker!

Dobbleschnanker by Dobblesnoob November 13, 2020

The Dobbins 

(V) The act of using a single digit on one's hand in a hopeless effort to sexually arouse his/her bitch. Also knows as the one finger to rule them all or the one finger wonder. Opposite of the Hulk Finger.

-I tried Dobbinsing this one girl last night but she wasn't feeling it.

-Friend 1 "I tried to get my girl to squirt last night but nothing happened."
Friend 2 "Where you using the Dobbins?"

-Frodo was ever so grateful when his uncle Bilbo graced him with the "One Finger to Rule Them All", however, it was not long before he discovered this power was for naught.

The Dobbins by Steeldrumer24 December 4, 2014