do the doo doo

1. To defecate
2. To sodomise someone whose rectum is not empty

1. She's been in the toilet 10 minutes - I think she's doing the doo doo
2. I don't care if she's not ready - next time she bends over I'm gonna jump on her and do the doo doo

do the doo doo by Noxema-Tapioca May 5, 2009

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do the doo doo

To do the worst thing possible given a certain situation.

John:You let Mike borrow your car? Are you crazy?
Joe:He said it was an emergency. Relax. As long as he doesn't do the doo doo he'll be fine.

It is assumed that Mike drives recklessly. He would do the doo doo if he drove drunk or was speeding.

do the doo doo by 2014_chiguy April 11, 2007

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do the doo

when gay guys are having butt sex and the guy craps on te guys dick

Joe:oooohooohhhh! aaaaaaaa godamit
aaron: wat
joe: u shat on my dick
aaron: fuck u, u asked to do the doo

do the doo by MADTV June 28, 2006

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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