do a smell

An expression to use when you are going to the bathroom to leave behind bad smelling exriments from your anus.

Excuse me please, i'll go to do a smell.

by Ole Didrik March 26, 2007

Do I smell popcorn?

Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.

We all knew we were in trouble when Amber asked, "Do I smell popcorn?" we just didn't know that it was lethal.

by Larry Chair November 26, 2010

do you smell bacon?

A phrase similar to "I smell bacon" indicating that a law enforcement officer may be in the vicinity. See Bacon

Usually asked to your partner(s) in less than legal deeds when you think the cops may be afoot but are not completely sure or don't see them. Can also be used to bring up the suspicion that somebody may be a cop to said friend.

Can also be used as a phrase to alert homies and ask them to look around for police activity in the area.

May have originated from the movie "Wayne's World" when character Wayne Campbell asks Garth if he smells bacon in front of a police officer outside a diner.

*black Crown Victoria rolls down street*
Stoner 1: "Do you smell bacon?"
Stoner 2: "Yea man, put that shit out."
*hides joint as cop turns around*

by henup September 13, 2007

do u smell purple?

a random and totally meaningless phrase usually used determine ones posisition in attentiveness.

David Brainard was known as the missionary to the indians. at a young age he got sick and died. my gosh, do u smell purple?

by bo12 October 07, 2007

Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Do you understand what the I'm saying?

Eddie: She was one ugly biatch. I did not want anything to do with her. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Jim: Absolutely.

by e_briz July 15, 2008