"deutsch lesbo haircut" a short haricut that tapers from short in the back to long in the front. you will know one when you see one because it will make you think of a German lesbian.
Someone who is boring with a dry sense of humor. They are often quiet and/or business-like. It is difficult to make them laugh with a joke of good humor, but on the rare occasion they do laugh, it is over something not that funny.
The "Lifeless Hull" portion comes from the fact they have very little personality, and almost seem empty inside, much like a hull.
Ben: "Ive known Luke for three years, and he never laughs at anything. He's such a DLH."
Shelly: "Yeah, I know. I'm beginning to question if he has a soul."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.