Diviot

A mixture of a div and and idiot. Diviot.

You are a complete diviot.

Diviot by FMR1 February 6, 2019

DivJot 

The man who eats lasagna without any maple syrup. And why in the world do you wanna know this

Divjot the best

DivJot by BlahBlahthe April 12, 2020

replace the divots 

Golfing idiom for fixing business processes, or repairing relationships--after you have totally destroyed them in the act of rush completing a task or project.

"We totally took a lot of shortcuts in getting this code to launch, but there are a ton of security flaws in it. Let's get a real developer to come in and replace the divots."

"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."

replace the divots by World Class Organization January 21, 2015

divint 

divint is a geordie word meaning do not

a geordie phrase "divint de that" means dont do that
and "divint naa" is i dont know

divint by the geordie June 26, 2005

Divita 

Divita means a gift given by the holy power. Divita knows how to be a great friend and can help you out with any issues, be it in homework or life.

She is so Divita!
That can't be it, it has to be divita

Divita by Lavanya08 February 8, 2019

Divita 

Someone who absolutely slays with eyeliner and looks much better than they think they do. Divita is a smart cookie, and has a great sense of humour.
Divita may have one or more interests that they won't hesitate to share with you once they know they can trust you with it.
Overall, Divita is a super cool person, and if you have one as a friend, you should be totally greatful.

Person 1: Man, that Divita is so cool
The Divita Fanclub: Amen!!!

Divita by nexus_nova June 24, 2021

Diviocentric Theory

Diviocentrism is the astronomical model in which the Earth and planets revolve around a stationary Div at the center of the Solar System. The word comes from the Greek (δτζβ div "DivJawnBawn" and κέντρον kentron "center"). The idea has been theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and wondering what happened last night.

All things exist because of the great DJB. When he sleeps at night wheels of time temporarily suspend. Diviocentric Theory dictates this to be true.

Diviocentric Theory by LankyDanky April 6, 2013