Briggsy's Diversity Policy 

Belief held by an individual belonging to several dozen minority groups that he should be treated as a superior being. Otherwise known as "a chip on each shoulder and three on the hunchback".

If I want to take the piss out of that ugly, disabled, blind, black lesbian with two fannies and three arseholes then I will.

Yeah, who gives a fuck about Briggsy's Diversity Policy?

Briggsy's Diversity Policy by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 22, 2006

Diversity spinoff 

When a movie or show with traditionally white characters is rewritten to star with persons of color; ie ghostbusters 2016 or the new James Bond movie

Have you heard about the new Bond movie? Yeah it’s a diversity spinoff.

Diversity spinoff by Little spoon July 15, 2019

Diversity Shield

When something is bad, but critiquing said thing isn't possible due to the diverse actions or portrayals that occur within.

A: I was bingeing shows on Netflix during Corona and I watched a really bad one called Another Life.
B: What's so bad about it?
A: Pretty much everything. To make sure it wasn't me I went to watch some reviews and noticed that any of them that didn't like the show will get people talking about how diverse the cast is or that there's a female lead.
B: But the shows still shit?
A: Oh yeah, but you can't say shit since the makers used their Diversity Shield to divert any genuine critical debate.

Diversity Shield by NecromancyIsn'tInherentlyEvil April 8, 2022

Diversity Shrew 

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.

Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!

Diversity Shrew by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017

diversity specialist 

Your token black friend who advises you when it comes to racial matter

Is eating water melon racist? I better call Jamal, my diversity specialist!

diversity specialist by FenTheGoat December 11, 2024

Queen's Diversion 

Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while playing online mobile chess against her.
Although no specific position is required, we suggest the cellphone is placed on top of the woman's belly for an easier gameplay.

"My girlfriend is waaay better at chess than I am, so I had to perform the Queen's Diversion maneuver to win."

Queen's Diversion by Hypochondriac Bulldog February 15, 2022

Diversity Derangement Syndrome 

An unhealthy obsession against diversity (most notably racial and sexual) seen by consumers of media products like movies and video games. An individual with DDS would go on an unhinged rant about how something is ruined because it either features diversity such as including a POC individual or said product would attempt to be inclusive to a diverse audience.

"Did you see that annoying clickbait video about how Gaming is ruined by DEI and wokeness"
"That guy talks about diversity in every video."
"He must be suffering from Diversity Derangement Syndrome."

Diversity Derangement Syndrome by ghmorello December 30, 2024