by Lamar October 10, 2003
by TheTacoBandit November 6, 2014
Ditto-The creater of all things.
ditto is the most powerful being on the planet only compareable to jasons balls. Even the amazing kaids looks at dittos path and falls short to his power.
Wherever a ditto may be found a repetitive techno beat will follow according to the distance of the pink ruler.
The only way to appease the master, is by commiting to joining him in the ditto dance. those who do not, will surely die.
ditto is the most powerful being on the planet only compareable to jasons balls. Even the amazing kaids looks at dittos path and falls short to his power.
Wherever a ditto may be found a repetitive techno beat will follow according to the distance of the pink ruler.
The only way to appease the master, is by commiting to joining him in the ditto dance. those who do not, will surely die.
"Omg dude, you should of been here earlier, a ditto came by and crossed path with KAIDS!"
"WHAT?!? WHAT HAPPENED?!?!"
"It was amazing! ditto ate kaids, and almost killed him, luckily though kaids is immortal."
"WHAT?!? WHAT HAPPENED?!?!"
"It was amazing! ditto ate kaids, and almost killed him, luckily though kaids is immortal."
by sfl22 March 9, 2009
by xandorb September 14, 2020
A person who vapidly, unthinkingly yet wholeheartedly repeats, shares and takes to heart phrases and ideas he/she hears from his perceived leader. Most often (OK, damned near exclusively) applied to followers of right-wing media magnates like Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage Weiner, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, et al. A ditto monkey is often a raging dullard who can't normally put two syllables together without a paper clip, yet when the topic of their idol's specialty comes up (usually politics), his eyes glaze over and he eloquently spews words you know he couldn't otherwise possibly understand.
"Oh great... E-mail from Patrick. Hideous spelling, every fourth word in ALL CAPS, punctuation looks like a typewriter threw up, and he's blaming the weather on the Clintons. What a flippin' ditto monkey!"
by The Evil Steve July 28, 2005
Any person who loves the Rush Limbaugh radio show. Ditto heads totally agree with Rush's opinions and stand behind him without question. The word ditto was first used by a caller on his show who agreed with the accolades given Rush by a previous caller. The praise Rush was given by callers was becoming too long winded and Rush promoted the use of ditto by his callers as a means to be brief and to show their approval at the same time.
by A.B. Reid September 30, 2005
1.) An eerie phenomenon in which devices such as gaming consoles, computers, and other electronic devices glitch and/or stop working briefly, periodically, or permanently due to no obvious causes, such as a virus. Patterns may emerge from these happenings as well as unexplained events that happen outside of the device or devices.
2.) A term used to describe sudden, out of the ordinary events that happens mostly with electronic devices such as computers and video game consoles. Such events may even happen to other objects such as brooms, bowls, etc. These events range from getting moved, knocked over, or glitched (Electronic coded devices). Patterns often emerge from such events.
2.) A term used to describe sudden, out of the ordinary events that happens mostly with electronic devices such as computers and video game consoles. Such events may even happen to other objects such as brooms, bowls, etc. These events range from getting moved, knocked over, or glitched (Electronic coded devices). Patterns often emerge from such events.
Dylan: My computer opened Word with random text typed into 7 paragraphs about some flu outbreak.
Brennan: Dude, the first letter of the first word in each paragraph spells out I A M D E A D.
Dylan: I blame the White Ditto.
Brennan: Dude, the first letter of the first word in each paragraph spells out I A M D E A D.
Dylan: I blame the White Ditto.
by Ton Ereh Saw Nannerb Ton November 20, 2011