Disheveled 

To be messy, but in a knowing way, as to want happen.

I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled.

Disheveled by KattyAsWeKnow February 9, 2008

dishevelled lugworm

A withered and deflated penis which is unable to undergo an erection.

Emmakins was unable to breath life into Ambrose's dishevelled lugworm.

dishevelled lugworm by slssfw April 24, 2005

Meticulously Disheveled 

When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.

I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.

Meticulously Disheveled by FedUpInAZ September 24, 2010

disheveled 

adj. Generic term describing a confused individual; in a confused mental state; temporarily incapable of functioning normally within society due to confusion; temporarily incapable of basic hygiene due to confusion.

"He was in a severely disheveled state after the effects of the cake wore off."

disheveled by chenkeng September 18, 2008

dishoveled 

When one is physically and mentally exhausted from shoveling large amounts of snow.

Guy 1: Man you look pretty bad

Guy 2: I'm just a little dishoveled after that last 4 foot snow fall.

dishoveled by DaBosssssss March 9, 2011

Dishevelled Goblin 

What you call the poop when you take a dump on someone's chest.

I took a shit on Dave's chest and gave him a dishevelled Goblin.

Dishevelled Goblin by undsioux7 January 25, 2023

Disheveled disadvantage 

When someone’s ugliness effects their life dramatically,

Opposite to pretty privilege

“My friend has a bad case of disheveled disadvantage”

Disheveled disadvantage by S/a/M February 12, 2023