‘your making it hard for me to hurt yo’ BRO YOU JUST FILLED ME wiTH BONES AND MELTED ME WHHHYYYYYYYYYY YOU IDIOT *Breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I hate disbelief papyrus
by GOd OF BOI October 9, 2019
This phenomenon occurs when a female queefs so loud during sex or masturbation that everyone involved just gives up on whatever they're doing to stare in awe at the vibrating beef flaps.
We all stopped in queef disbelief and stared at Brianna after she let one rip.
by mandingo_smash July 23, 2014
The act of staying in your seat despite seeing someone who appears to need the seat more.
OR
Sitting in a seat marked for the disabled or elderly because: "its unlikely anyone disable or old is gonna get on the bus"
OR
Sitting in a seat marked for the disabled or elderly because: "its unlikely anyone disable or old is gonna get on the bus"
Guy: "That mans limping maybe we should move"
Guy 2: "Na hes faking it, anyways ima stay in my disbelief seat"
Woman: "excuse me that seat is for the elderly"
Man: "yeah no one old gets this bus so this is my disbelief seat"
Guy 2: "Na hes faking it, anyways ima stay in my disbelief seat"
Woman: "excuse me that seat is for the elderly"
Man: "yeah no one old gets this bus so this is my disbelief seat"
by illmadic August 16, 2010
by Tom Hollingsworth July 11, 2011
Agreeing to anything someone from another country tells you, no matter how far fetched it may seem, lest you be revealed as ignorant and insensitive.
"Marie Kondo says we should thank all our crap before we throw it away. It kind of sounds like she just made that shit up, but let's just practice a little Cultural Suspension of Disbelief. That must be how they do things in Japan."
by Peter Auteur January 10, 2019
Internet Disbelief Syndrome or IDS is something that many internet users suffer from. The main symptom is a complete disbelief of any story, video, or picture viewed on the internet, regardless of how unremarkable they might be.
Person 1: I found a dollar one time on the sidewalk.
Person 2: Yeah, like that happened. *sarcastically*
Person 1: Sounds like you might have Internet Disbelief Syndrome.
Person 2: Yeah, like that happened. *sarcastically*
Person 1: Sounds like you might have Internet Disbelief Syndrome.
by Genius.IComeAnon May 13, 2014
An IMPLICIT call on long-past sexual-favours for current or future moral-support which may run counter to the inclinations of all but a minority in the group.
-- Okay, so, like you know how, formerly, people might have many kids to insure for some old-age security?
-- Yeah.
-- Whereas now we have pensions...
-- Okay....
-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.
-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.
-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.
-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
-- Yeah.
-- Whereas now we have pensions...
-- Okay....
-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.
-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.
-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.
-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
by sukadog March 29, 2011