Disaster Bisexual

A person who is attracted to every new hot person they meet but is a total mess about it, whether it's by coming on way too strong or by being unbearably awkward. Either way the result is pure chaos

Dean Winchester? Didn't he use the "last night on Earth" pick-up line on Castiel AND Castiel's sister? Absolute disaster bisexual smh.

Disaster Bisexual by PustCrunk March 23, 2021

disaster bisexual

A bisexual who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be bisexual.

I might be in love with my work-wife but I'm not sure if it's just friendship or not and I'm afraid to even ask what her orientation is. She asked me what mine is and I told her 'disaster bisexual.'

disaster bisexual by snager August 10, 2018

Disaster Bisexual

A person whose pure chaos has led you to the correct conclusion that they are bisexual.

God Sokka sure is one disaster bisexual

Disaster Bisexual by The AC is too loud July 21, 2020

Disaster Bisexual

A very chaotic person whose quite visibly bisexual.

Sokka there sure is one disaster bisexual.

Disaster Bisexual by The AC is too loud July 21, 2020

Disaster Bisexual

Kazuichi Soda.

Who is a disaster bisexual?
Kazuichi Soda.

Disaster Bisexual by owls0ma September 24, 2020

Bisexual Disaster Goblin 

A sub-type of Disaster Bisexual. A being of pure chaos. Has a propensity to collect things like dice. Ofttimes in emulation of cottage-core, obsesses over frogs, mushrooms, and other aesthetic facets.

"There isn't a bigger Bisexual Disaster Goblin than Stepf. She loves her clicky-klacky dice"

Bisexual Disaster Goblin by Crechum September 6, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020