the dirty straw is when two people are making out, and one of them burps silently but does not stop kissing, and the result is that the one person blows their burp breath into the other person's mouth. this is called giving someone the "dirty straw".
"I was really turned on by Mike's kissing, until he had the nerve to try to get away with giving me the dirty straw. It was disgusting."
by John Muller July 16, 2008
Get the dirty straw mug.by AnalisaPaine August 23, 2011
Get the Dirty Straw mug.When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.
We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.
by 89anderson June 10, 2017
Get the dirty straw mug.well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse
Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.
by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004
Get the the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail mug.When a girl's asshole is so clean that you can stick a strawberry in it and then proceed to eat it out of her ass.
by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs January 12, 2013
Get the Dirty Strawberry mug.When you shave your little wigger, juice that puppy, throw away the seeds, splooge your partner (particularly a grenade) in the mouth, and squeeze the milk out of her floppy tits. Some may also call them, "sags."
My hooker friend Cinnamon got the dirty strawberry by Jorge the male prostitute after she got drunk and asked Jorge to shave her beastly chacha.
by HarryVenus69 August 17, 2010
Get the Dirty Strawberry mug.This move is a combination of the well known Dirty Sanchez, Strawberry shortcake, Abe Lincoln and the Donkey Punch along with some "squating". Preferably, this move should be done at partner's parents house, while they are present, but in a different part of house.
This complicated yet effective maneuver involves the following:
1)Get head.
2)While getting head before you splooge, punch your partner directly in the mouth.
3)Splooge in her mouth, she will now have a combination of splooge and blood, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
4) Now your partner snowballs you and you fuck her in the ass.
5)Then, you pull out, spit the shortcake onto her back.
6) She'll turn around. you then proceed to punch her in the face, preferably in the eye or nose, (nose bleads easier, which will come in handy for the next step) until she passes out.
7)Then while she's stunned, skeet all over her face. (Again another strawberry shortcake)
8)Proceed to piss all over your partner's unconscious body, while singing Battle hymn of the Republic.
9)Shave pubes and throw all over partner's bloody, spoogey face.
10)Shit on partner where 27.268% of the shit falls in her mouth. And the remaining 72.732% needs to fall on her body.
11)Call her parents into the room. Tell them its "Super Important"
12)When they enter the room, proceed to splooge on them.
13)Then have partner claim it was their idea when they reach consciousness.
PS Dont forget to take pictures, for these will come in handy. Put them all over the internet.
This complicated yet effective maneuver involves the following:
1)Get head.
2)While getting head before you splooge, punch your partner directly in the mouth.
3)Splooge in her mouth, she will now have a combination of splooge and blood, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
4) Now your partner snowballs you and you fuck her in the ass.
5)Then, you pull out, spit the shortcake onto her back.
6) She'll turn around. you then proceed to punch her in the face, preferably in the eye or nose, (nose bleads easier, which will come in handy for the next step) until she passes out.
7)Then while she's stunned, skeet all over her face. (Again another strawberry shortcake)
8)Proceed to piss all over your partner's unconscious body, while singing Battle hymn of the Republic.
9)Shave pubes and throw all over partner's bloody, spoogey face.
10)Shit on partner where 27.268% of the shit falls in her mouth. And the remaining 72.732% needs to fall on her body.
11)Call her parents into the room. Tell them its "Super Important"
12)When they enter the room, proceed to splooge on them.
13)Then have partner claim it was their idea when they reach consciousness.
PS Dont forget to take pictures, for these will come in handy. Put them all over the internet.
Bob: Oh man, i gave Sally such a Dirty Strawberry Cotsquat last night!
Jim: There must have been shit all over the place!
Bob: Yep.
Jim: There must have been shit all over the place!
Bob: Yep.
by Frankie Salomon July 6, 2006
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