When a guy is a simp for his high school girlfriend and eats her ass while driving to school. Yet, while not paying attention he drives into the back of a school bus.
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Chris this morning?
Girl: Didn’t he hurt his neck in that bus accident?
Guy: Yea, some kid did a dirty poras and chris was in the back of the bus.
Girl: Didn’t he hurt his neck in that bus accident?
Guy: Yea, some kid did a dirty poras and chris was in the back of the bus.
by Dirty Poras April 13, 2020
Get the dirty poras mug.A Dirty Paras is when you let yourself get all grimy and disgusting for the chode cheese to marinate, you then insert the chode into a girl at 3AM at your parents place without them knowing, lasts 3 seconds, and when u finish your jizz goes on the couch and u let it crust. You then proceed to go outside and yell “I have a tiny dick!!!” and swing ur chode around like a lasso and let the chode cheese fly everywhere and hit a homeless person.
“Hey i heard Donald got in trouble for pulling a Dirty Paras last night”
“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”
“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”
by Slaybaddie June 14, 2025
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