dirty myrtle

The act of getting a fidget spinner stuck in your anus.

Man! Billy did a dirty myrtle to me and now I have to have surgery.

by Daddy McBoogerpants August 17, 2017

Dirty Myrtle

(Noun) Location in South Carolina known for STDs, whores, and heroin. A vacation destination for degenerates around the east coast.

(Verb) The sexual act of cramming blow into a stripper's booty hole for the purpose of having her fart it up her nose.

I spent the week in Dirty Myrtle and received a large dirty Myrtle from a woman of the night down on Mr.Joe White ave!

by Blkthrne June 10, 2020

Dirty myrtle

A PBR with a lime. The dirty myrtle is not complete without a koozie.

"I'll take a dirty myrtle."

by RockerChic13 March 29, 2016

Dirty Myrtle

The act of putting sand in someone’s asshole.

We were at the beach, so I gave her a Dirty Myrtle.

by Jkramer97 September 12, 2018

Dirty Myrtle

A lesbian sex position that involves the use of each woman’s shit as a dildo and then scissoring each other

“ Hey babe, wanna Dirty Myrtle tonight?”
“Wtf”

by Flame crotch September 30, 2021