dirty moffatt 

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.

bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.

dirty moffatt by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008

dirty moffatt 

When one masterbates with a dildo(originally with wooden dildo, but this is not necessary), up his/her (usually male and must have moustache)anus, and then pulls it out and whipes it on his moustache. This is known as a dirty moffatt.

Bradely gave himself a dirty moffatt last snowday

dirty moffatt by Harry1977 December 14, 2008

dirty moffatt 

When a man with a moustache gets done up the ass and the shit from the penis gets smeared in his moustache.

Joe gave Brad a dirty moffatt

dirty moffatt by testical_raper April 7, 2007