dirty miika

ugly mustache.

dirty miika is a growing an ugly mustache

dirty miika by tifuyo2222 March 30, 2019

dirty mikaela

used to define an individual who is the pure embodiment of perfection. basically a princess. can do no wrong. prefers anal when drunk. goddess.

yo my girl when all dirty mikaela on me last night after karaoke.

dirty mikaela by grownnala1493 April 14, 2020

Dirty Mika 

A guy that’s got a ball sack that smells like a mix of 2 week old clam chowder, an offensive lineman’s girdle after they just lost a semi final and dumpster juice.

I was about to sleep with this cute guy from college but when I pulled his pants down I realised he was a dirty Mika, so I said I my son Aiden was ill and left!

Dirty Mika by DirtyPossum April 28, 2020

Dirty Mikael 

When you give her/them Ambien and exlax, then take bets on when/who shit's the bed first.

"We were going to the Casino, instead we pulled a Dirty Mikael."

Dirty Mikael by Vith Dos Jal September 20, 2021

Dirty Mickael 

When someone is having gay sex with a sex whip and gets whipped so hard that he has diarrhea in his partner's mouth and his partner swallows the shit.

I was feeling so sick last night that I pulled a dirty Mickael on my boyfriend.

Dirty Mickael by ggharhar April 16, 2025