dirty martinez
spin off of the classic dirty sanchez, except you stick your own finger in your own ass and wipe it across your own upper lip.
dirty martinez by brycemovement August 6, 2006
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dirty martinez
The act of anal intercourse while a woman is on her period, using menstrual fluids as lubrication. (Withdrawal followed by oral sex is optional)
dirty martinez by Paul Bluffington July 28, 2008
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Dirty Martinez
Firts u have to piss in a condom and let it freeze and than find some whore or slut on the street. Than u side beef,one sausage to wrap or ambush her poon (any of those work)and pull that sucker out and than u fuck her with it until its slushy. When its slushy u make her drink john martinez margarita.
Mr. Prohaska: Hey fucker what did u do last nite?
Mr. Colvin:Well my bitch was pretty thirsty so i gave her Dirty Martinez margarita.
Mr. Colvin:Well my bitch was pretty thirsty so i gave her Dirty Martinez margarita.
Dirty Martinez by Mr. 312 March 20, 2009
dirty martinez
When you make out with a 17 yr old girl in the back of a car while smoking pot and her parents just asked you to break into their car because they left the keys inside...
Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
dirty martinez by Dirty Martinez November 21, 2011
Dirty Martinez
A Dirty Martinez is a sexual act performed when a male puts either his penis or his finger in a woman's ass and then he pulls out to wipe it on her upper lip
Dirty Martinez by Tall kan February 25, 2022
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A dirty Martine is a slang for a girl who sleeps with married men to get pregnant, the forcing the father of the child and his wife/husband/spouse into a poly relationship.
dirty martine by Suicidal not clumsy July 6, 2020
Dirty Martine
Dirty Martine is a slang that is used for girls who only have sex with married men to get pregnant, Dirty Martine will later do anything to get in a poly relationship with both the father of the child and his wife/husband.
Yeah dude, you should definitely stay away from her, she looks like the type of girl to pull a Dirty Martine.
Dirty Martine by Suicidal not clumsy July 6, 2020
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