Dirty Log

the act of male masturbation or recieving head while sitting on the toilet defecating and at climax the male turns around and ejaculates on the fecis.

Wow, i really got to shit. I think i'll go crank out a dirty log.

by dirty logger June 26, 2004

Dirty Log Polisher

This is when a man and a women are doing anal and the woman takes a shit on the man's penis and then the woman gives the man a fellatio immediately.

Why would I even want a dirty log polisher?

by Sir Anonymous the VII May 12, 2010

Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: snow on a log

What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.

by Word Banger March 16, 2025

Dirty logan

Dirty logan a man with a big dick

When his dick gets hard every girl wants a dirty logan

by Pussyslayer1996 June 18, 2019

Dirty Logan

When you’re balls deep and she says stop teasing put it in already

Yo did you hear Logan did a dirty Logan’s to Jenna

by YEETSKI April 17, 2020

dirty logan

When a gay man humps another gay man in the ass and just before climax the gay man clenched his ass and severely hurts the other ones dick

I got a dirty logan from Greg last night

by yesiamhere February 3, 2015

dirty logic

making a decision based on lurid ideas.

We're rooting for that team because they have hotter cheerleaders. Now that's dirty logic.

by Reno McStevens August 3, 2012