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dirty joseph 

Dirty Joseph is when someone spunks into a jelly mold and mix it with jelly then force feeds it to there Nan while Screaming:
Take it Nana Take it
Friend 1: What did you do Last Night
Friend 2: Gave my Nan a Dirty Joseph

Friend 1: The Fuck
dirty joseph by Bull Horn test November 13, 2013

Dirty Joseph 

when your Bro inserts his tongue into your asshole, he's giving you a Dirty Joseph.
My bro just gave me a Dirty Joseph last night. It was awesome.
Dirty Joseph by quackenwagen May 29, 2020

Dirty Joseph 

The act of publically fucking an immobile and stationary object, such as a park bench or tree, with a flaccid penis.
I gave the Maple in the courtyard a proper Dirty Joseph last night, it was awesome.
Dirty Joseph by Ningnongnuffnuff October 3, 2021

Dirty Joseph Watts 

The act of sucking a hairy cock while also fingering the asshole of Joe Biden.
Dirty Joseph Watts by No man! February 10, 2024

Dirty Josephine 

When three people have a three way in the shape of a triangle while each having tasers attached to their nipples, while one person watches covering their genitals with hot candle wax.
Damn dude, that Dirty Josephine you did yesterday left your nipples fried, you should get ice on that.
You should get a doctor to look at your genitals after that Dirty Josephine you did the other day.
Dirty Josephine by KARF June 30, 2020
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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