After an unsuccessful day at sea, you shove worms up a girls ass, suck them out, then shit on a fish then beat her with it. It is common practice to also cook the fish afterwards.
My bitch didn't make supper so I gave her the Canso Dirtysailor, straightened that bitch right out, now she walks with a limp.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.