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dirty houdini 

When a female is reciving anal butt sex from the Dominant Male (headbanging) and he pulls out just before ejaculation and quietly hawks a loogie on to her back. Thinking he is done, she trund around and recieves a facefull of semen in her eyes.
"Dude i gave that bitch a dirty houdini last night just before i tossed her ass to the curb."
dirty houdini by bert_fegg June 3, 2004
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dirty houdini 

When a female is receiving butt sex from a male and he pulls out just before ejaculation and quietly spits a loogie on to her back. Thinking he is done, she turns around and recieves a facefull of semen in her face. He then says, "Abra Cadabra, Bitch!"
I almost caused that bitch to go blind when I gave her a dirty houdini.
dirty houdini by Blue April 9, 2005

Dirty Houdini 

when you're doing her doggy style, let some warm saliva drip down on her back, then when she turns around thinking you came, you firehose all over her!

dirty houdini 

The combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Houdini. When butt fucking a girl from behind right before ejaculation the man spits a large loogie in the small of the girls back. Thinking the man is done she turns around only to have the man swipe his shit covered dick across her upper lip right before spooging in her face.
I gave this crazy ho the dirty houdini the other day, she looked like a gooey mexican afterwards. biatch.
dirty houdini by patrix November 1, 2004

dirty raspberry houdini swirl

A combination of a dirty houdini and a raspberry swirl, this is where you are doing a girl doggy style, then pull it out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, you shoot it right in her face and then punch her in the nose, so she has blood and cum dripping down her face.
A dirty raspberry houdini swirl is the funniest thing anyone could ever do to a girl.

dirty hudini 

The idea is relatively simple yet hard pull off. A dirty hudini is simply a combination of the dirty sanchez and a hudini.
"I was getting my girl from behind and after fingering and spitting on her ass, to fake my orgasim, I jumped up to try and wipe the dirty finger on her lip and cum on her face simulaniously. Unfortunately I lost my balance and I just got them both on me!!! I failed at pullin of a dirty hudini.
dirty hudini by sal0m0n01 July 1, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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