Definitions by patrix

poop

The natural human bodily waste that I find on the tip of my mushroom head after donkey punching all your mothers in their cornholio.

I fucked your mom up the ass and got poop all over my dick. It was weak.

poop by patrix November 1, 2004

dirty houdini 

The combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Houdini. When butt fucking a girl from behind right before ejaculation the man spits a large loogie in the small of the girls back. Thinking the man is done she turns around only to have the man swipe his shit covered dick across her upper lip right before spooging in her face.

I gave this crazy ho the dirty houdini the other day, she looked like a gooey mexican afterwards. biatch.

dirty houdini by patrix November 1, 2004