A common sexual encounter relating to when a man has anal sex with a woman then goes to her son's bedroom and wipes his stained penis across his bottom lip. This has to be done without the woman or her son finding out and you get bonus points if you get other members of the family! This move can only be peformed under the influence of cheap tequila and maybe a hit of heroin or two.
Dude, I totally pulled off a Dirty Gorman the other night. After Arlene passed out I snuck into victors room and totally disrespected him. Afterwards I washed my dick off in his fish tank.
When one of your employees hooks you up with a known sociopath through the likes of his current girlfriend. The sociopath continues to ruin your boss's life as planned.
I pulled a dirty gorman on my boss this week. Geez, I bet Sergio won't see this one coming. MuaHaHa (evil laugh)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!