dirty gomez 

Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.

Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.

dirty gomez by Ali T April 27, 2003

Dirty Gomez 

Contrary to the common belief, a Dirty Gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a skanks ass and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.

Jay Leno gave Wishbone a Dirty Gomez!

Dirty Gomez by Nicole88 January 2, 2009

Dirty Gomez 

The act of sending a link to a friend that opens a Selena Gomez music video, Very much like being Rick Rolled.

After I had Rick Rolled my boss for the ninth time he got me back with the Dirty Gomez.

Dirty Gomez by DominicLove May 16, 2011

Dirty Gomez 

To take your dick and soak it shit water, and shove down the female throat and then fuck her in the ass adding a donkey punch in the end.

Guy 1: Dude how was your date last night, with Alyssa?
Guy 2: We got dinner and then I Dirty Gomezed her.

Dirty Gomez by SUPER DICK December 2, 2015

Dirty Gomez 

All the definitions below are completely wrong. A Dirty Gomez is simply when a man removes his penis from his partners ass after anal sex and proceeds to draw a shit moustache on his own face.

He pulled his cock out of her ass and gave himself a Dirty Gomez

Dirty Gomez by Dirty Gomez April 6, 2021

reverse dirty gomez 

After the Dirty Gomez, The girl who just got shat in the mouth, throws it up into the guys mouth.

"I gave Robert a reverse dirty gomez after he thought he could shit in my mouth"

"You go girl!"

reverse dirty gomez by delli June 29, 2007

The Dirty Gomez 

A sexual act so heinous, only certain directors of a particular fruit company could be so homosexual to conceive what the Dirty Gomez could be.

Nawid gave Shankar the dirty gomez last night. I am disgusted.

The Dirty Gomez by GOATDBAG September 6, 2023