Dirty Dink

In the spirit of a Dirty Sanchez, a Dirty Dink is when you take your finger or your dick out of a girls ass and wipe it in her eye(s) which causes her to squint like an Asian.

"Wow. That girl is giving me the evil eye like Bruce Lee. She must have just recieved a Dirty Dink".

or

"I ain't gonna let my bitch drive for a while. She just got a Dirty Dink in both eyes".

by Durmach Calidrivur April 9, 2009

dirty dinking

when one is caught hanging out with a member of the opposite sex in which everyone knows the said one is interested when one is suppossed to or has actually said one is doing something else

My parents came home and caught us dirty dinking.

by bbar June 11, 2006

Dirty Dinker

You.

Like look in the mirror. That’s you...a dirty dinker.

by I_JEDI March 13, 2020

dink dirt

Dink dirt is the accumulation of various bodily fluids (yours or someone else's) that build up in the crease around the head of a mans penis or under the foreskin if he doesn't clean properly after sexual contact.

Mike: "Fuck man, I went down on Watson last night, and he had some serious dink dirt going on!"

Jeff: "Dude, that is fucking disgusting.... Watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine."

Mike: "Well he doesn't! I have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! I can't keep seeing him anymore, I'm just so grossed out."

by Jennifiend July 20, 2008

Dirtydick

verb: To have sex with more than one person without showering or washing of any sort.

John: Did you just fuck Lisa?
Ted: Sure did!
John: Didn't you fuck Kelly like an hour ago?
Ted: Yeah, so I got her with a dirtydick... No big deal

by Stampman May 24, 2009

Dirtydunked

A person who hooks up with a tour guide.

Esp. A bratty, stuck up, spoiled, shameless or disrespectful person.

A young woman that no one liked on a study abroad, that could't get any guys from the trip to hook up with her because she was a pretentious asshole (she told a guy to "stick his P in her V", seconds later she then flopped drunk onto the floor like a carp). Later in the trip the Ecuadorian tour guide, Duncan dirtydunked her in front of the other tour guide. While she was getting dirtydunked she was speaking what little spanish she could, "Mas mas, Fabian stop looking". Then brags about getting dirtydunked to the group.

by Gala Pagos June 20, 2010

dirtydick

To take your penis and rub it around the the rim of someones cup or glass.

You're such an ass, I think I'll dirtydick your cup when you leave.

by Stacy February 19, 2005