When your getting a blow job and your dick makes her throw up, not be size of the size,but the smell. You then use the throw up covered dick to slap her face than proceed to do anal.
Girl: He has a nasty ass dick that literally made me throw up. He was salty so he pulled a dirty collin.
When a girl has a turtle head poking out, you get behind her like a quarterback. Say hike and catch the poop in your hands while the female turns around to catch the poop. Once the female catches the poop, the partners then use the poop as lube and resume sexual intercourse.